When Jack Noir attacks Derse, her dream self is gazing into the Furthest Ring. Shortly before the destruction of Derse, Feferi opts to sleep in Gamzee's horn pile against Karkat's orders while in the ectobiology lab. Once she arrives in the Land of Brains and Fire, she resurrects Sollux by waking his dream self on Derse by kissing his corpse. In a similar display of strength to Equius, she is able to soar straight into her first gate without any construction on her hive. When Feferi enters the Medium, she takes her position on her planet, the Land of Dew and Glass (LODAG). She realizes that the animals she cares for are probably not in need of her help, and that the whole exercise is really kind of pointless, but she still finds it fun to do. She implements this belief through capturing aquatic creatures, such as aquatic hoofbeasts and thousands of cuttlefish, and grooming and feeding them for “ their own good ”. She wants to redefine 'culling' as “ caring for the unfit and infirm ”, hence her Trollian handle. She is shown 'culling' a cuttlefish by jabbing in its general direction with a trident. Interestingly, on the subject of this latter theory, both creatures are in recent media portrayed as bright, cheerful, and helpful magical beings, but traditionally fairy folk were considered clever, beguiling, selfish, capricious creatures, a juxtaposition appropriate for Feferi and her ancestor, the Condesce.įeferi first appeared in a teaser. Her name could also come from fairy and pixie, mythical figures associated with feminine attributes such as the natural element of water. Her last name is the Portuguese name for Pisces (as well as the Portuguese word for fish (plural)), and can be pronounced PAY-shes. Her first name could also come from Feri, which is a form of traditional witchcraft - this is of note because she is the Witch of Life. Her first name comes from Metasepia pfefferi, a poisonous species of cuttlefish. The bartender says, 'Why the short face?'ĭo you have a better 'Guy walks into a bar' joke? Let us hear it on Facebook or Twitter.'Feferi' was suggested by and 'Peixes' was suggested by Zuki. The bartender looks up and says, 'We don't serve your type in here.'Ģ0. A Roman walks into a bar and says, 'One martinus please.' The bartender replies, 'Don't you mean martini?' The Roman says, 'If I wanted more than one, I would have asked.'ġ9.Three fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”ġ8. A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar. A Roman walks into a bar, hold up two fingers, and says, 'Five beers please.'ġ6. The bartender replies, 'Sorry, we don't serve your kind here.' 'Why not?' asks the snake. A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. So a five dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Hey. The past, present, and future walk into a bar. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar, and everyone you've ever loved dies.ġ2. The bartender asks, 'Dry?' The German replies, 'Nein, just one.'ġ1. A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The first chemist says, 'I'll have a glass of H20.' The second chemist says, 'I'll take a water too.' The first chemist breaks down in tears. The first chemist says, 'I'll have a glass of H2O.' The second chemist says, 'I'll have a glass of H20 too.' The second chemist dies.ĩ. A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'We have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper says, 'You have a drink called Freddy?'Ĩ. Helium walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve Noble Gases here.' He doesn't react.ħ.

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Gimme a pint and a mop.'Ħ. So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?' The horse has crippling depression, alcoholism is his only escape.ĥ. The bartender says, 'Hey pal, don't start anything in here.'Ĥ. A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. Below you’ll find 20 great takes on the classic “A guy walks into a bar…” joke.ġ.

Some of them warrant a chuckle, some a groan, but we’ve come across a few that actually make us laugh. We’ve all heard our fair share of bar jokes.

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